Crazy goat lady
July 30th, 2004 by
cowgirljules
We’ve all known crazy cat ladies. The internet’s full of ‘em.
I’m afraid, however, that I’m turning into a crazy goat lady.
“Back up now!” you say?
OK.
A new family moved into the rental two doors down from us a few weeks ago. “Good!” I thought. Cain’t hardly be worse than the previous rap-blaring, garage door-destroying, dog crapping on my lawn tenants.
Last night when we came home, there was a little boy, right about in between my kids’ ages, riding his bike around the neighborhood. Cool! Someone to play with! And I sent the boys out on their bikes to make friends. The other kids in the neighborhood are either big and mean, or else don’t speak English.
And he’s a nice kid, and the boys liked him. Seems to have a little sister floating around too. I sent the kids back out after dinner with ice cream sandwiches for all, and I think they’ve found a new friend.
But since the kids were out front for once, I thought this might be a good time to start leash training Elvis. (Here’s the crazy lady part.)
I brought him out front on one of the dog leashes, and let him get used to being confined. He bounced around a bit, and was really spooky at the dog across the street barking at him (well he should; that dog would eat him.) But he settled down and sampled the front lawn and some leaves off the tree. It will take a while to get him used to walking on the leash, but he’s pretty smart and will eventually figure it out.
But the neighbor across the street, the one with the perfectly manicured lawn and row of plastic flowers, the one who vacuums his front porch, looked perfectly horrified. Yay! I’ve annoyed the guy with the stick up his ass! I already bug him, since I can’t mow my lawn twice a week and I have a giant trailer parked out front. And I’m just average for the neighborhood. I don’t mow as often as obsessive-man, but at least I water mine!
So there. Crazy goat lady. All of this is actually just in preparation to take Elvis to Seamus’ preschool for pet day. I don’t want him wigging out about the leash in front of a jillion kids.
Busy weekend coming up, but at least it will be home-based. Tonight we’re roping at the Turlock club, and tomorrow and maybe Sunday is a big annual roping at the Merced club. We don’t belong to either of these clubs, because they’re both more for recreational riders. They do these ropings once a year as fundraisers, but they really do more things like trail rides. Which I would really enjoy, but you can only participate in so many things, you know?
I think the one has a dance too; maybe we’ll go to that. Need to get dressed up once in a while.
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