Sunday, after some stutter-stepping with the ex (will he pick them up on time? Won’t he? It’s a mystery), I finally got on the road in time to go scope out my class location before it got dark. And also in time to drive right through the freak storm of the century, the one that dropped two inches of rain in an hour. We just don’t get that around here, and freeways were flooded. But I missed the worst of it, didn’t wreck, and went on with my road trip.
I got up to my grandparent’s place and got all settled in. Gramma was lying down with a bad back, so Grampa took me out to dinner. I should have known to bring something a little dressier than my working clothes, because the place they like to go is the club house for their retirement village, which also doubles as a sort of a golf course/country club thing. I felt horribly underdressed all week.
I couldn’t sleep Sunday night, what with the back-to-school jitters. I’d already had nightmares about ending up in LA instead of Sacramento on the trip, and now I was freaking about the actual class, and the commute to it. I’m not one for commuting in traffic, and I had no idea how long it would take me.
But morning did eventually come, as it almost always does, and I got out the door and off on my adventure. I found the place, found the classroom, and was almost an hour early. So I got to know some of the other early birds in the class, and then it finally began.
Man, did I feel stupid that first day. He started with the simpler backflow preventer design, and at first it was all so complicated that I thought I would never get it. Add to that the stress of sitting in a room full of strangers, which I never like, and I was an unhappy camper until that first afternoon, when we got to go outside and practice what we?d learned in theory. I should have known that my hands are much quicker to learn than my brain, and it all fell into place by four that afternoon.
And that was the pattern for most of the class: feel really stupid in the morning, and have the light bulb go on over my head in the afternoon. I even started drinking coffee again to keep myself alert; now I’m going to have to wean off of it again.
The class demographics were largely what I expected. I had a feeling that I would be the only woman in the class; I’ve worked in male-dominated industries for so long that I just assume that. And I wasn’t wrong, but I was surprised to see a female proctor. She’s been doing what I intend to do for over twenty years, as her mother did before her, and she’s fairly local too. She’s kind of a rough, good ol’ boy type, but I liked her immensely, and she sure does know her stuff. She had lots of good business advice for me.
What I didn’t expect was to also be the only independent tester in the class. Everyone else was sent there from whatever utility or municipality they worked for. Now, some of them had very good attitudes about learning the material, doing it right, and not wasting their bosses’ money. Some of them, however, were clearly just marking time. What a waste!
I made quite a few other useful business contacts there, both from among the instructors and the students. There are some extremely intelligent people out there disguised as City workers.
The instructor had promised that it would all start to make sense by about Wednesday afternoon, and boy, did he call it. By then, I was all about repetition; making my hands learn what they should be doing. The hard part for me was obviously going to be the troubleshooting test, and I spent a significant amount of time studying but not getting it. It was easier to learn if I helped other people, and my study partners and I spent a lot of time quizzing each other.
The test was set up in three parts. The first written test was 100 questions, and that had to be passed by 70% or better. Those were the more general questions, with regulations and standards thrown in with basic testing. I knew I’d get that one done, no problem.
The second written test was 25 questions on troubleshooting the three main assemblies. Now this, I was worried about. I felt like my head was muddy every time I studied troubleshooting, and I was seriously stressed about getting a 70% on this one.
If you passed both written tests, you were given a number to go outside and perform hands-on tests on all three types of devices before a proctor. I knew I’d be fine on this part, since I did it flawlessly for three of the proctors on Thursday afternoon.
So after our last bit of review this morning, we finally got the tests. I don’t remember being this nervous since High School, although I’m sure some college stuff must have been this difficult. But I could feel the weight of the stakes—this was a course that I had paid for out of my own pocket, and riding on it was the whole future of my business, which I expect to have to live on by 2006.
But I got down to it, and started answering questions. Now, I know that I’m good at testing, and I’m usually one of the first ones done in a room. That makes me a little self-conscious sometimes, but I also know that if I stop and recheck my answers too hard, I start changing correct answers to wrong ones. I’ve learned to just trust in my first answer and turn it in, and to not try to pace myself with the rest of the class, even if it does sometimes make me look like an ass. Hey, I just read fast.
I wasn’t quite the first one up to turn in the first section, but two of the guys before me were there for recertification and had a shorter test. I was a little worried that my study partner was also up before me, because I just didn’t feel like he knew the material as well as I did, but who am I to say that he might not just read fast too?
So I got my second portion, the one I had agonized about, and it wasn’t as bad as I’d thought it would be. At least the questions didn’t look completely foreign to me.
And when I got up to hand it in and was waiting for the proctor (not the teacher—we hadn’t seen this guy before this morning) to score it so I would know if I could go out and do the practical section or not, I was standing on eggshells.
He called me over with kind of a stern look on his face.
“Who are you?” he asked.
My heart dropped. I thought for sure that I’d forgotten to put my name on the top of the page, and was going to fail for a boneheaded mistake.
“And what do you do for a living?” he went on.
I kind of stammered the first thing that came to mind at him, “Groundwater treatment.”
And he smiled, and turned my test around with the key over it. It took me half a beat, but pretty soon it sunk in that I’d scored 100% on the hard part of the test, and I looked up to see him smiling and holding out his hand. I gather that they don’t get too many perfect scores, and I was really wondering what my score on the first section had been. I know I had to make wild-ass guesses on at least three questions, but who knows? Even a WAG is right some of the time.
So I was sort of bouncy when I went out to take my practical exam. I don’t know if it was the relief or the coffee, but I had the major shakes by the time I got out there. This proctor, also a new guy, was really kind. He gave me a little time to settle down, and let me start whenever I was ready.
Now, we had to correctly perform tests on three different pieces of equipment. By this time, I knew these things so well that I was doing them in my sleep. No, really; I was dreaming about the damned things.
And I got up there and snapped out all of the procedures to the first and hardest one, confidently and precisely. I was in the middle of the second one, and the one woman proctor came over to me to ask a horse question for a crossword puzzle. I don’t know if she was distracting me on purpose, or distracting the proctor, but when I got back to what I was doing, I realized that I made a huge mistake, and had left out a step on both of the procedures that I’d already done. I caught myself, smacked my forehead, and told my guy what I’d done wrong and started to start all over again, which was allowed.
But he was cool, and said that since I’d caught it myself and obviously knew what I was doing, he?d take that as having done it. So I went on and finished the easiest one, and I was done.
I passed! And I passed well! I was kicking myself a little for not doing the mechanical portion perfectly, but I’m willing to write that off as stress-related.
I went back and thanked the instructor and the lady proctor, who wasn’t busy at the time. She gave me a huge hug, and told me she knew I would beat all of those guys, both because I’m a woman and because it was coming out of my own pocket. She said that I should stop by any time I’m in her area, and to feel free to call her if I have any questions. Big Jeff is taking a class with her next month, and I have no doubt that she’ll like him too.
This whole thing has made me feel so very optimistic about the possibilities of this business. I’ve got a very clear direction to go, I know how to do my trade, and I know how to work the administrative details to get there. I can see a little bit into the future—five years from now, this will be a thriving business, and I’ll have my plumbing contractor’s license to go with this so I can install the things. I’ll have my truck done up as a service truck, and I’ll have the flexibility to take my kids to school when they need to, or to go to the NFR without asking someone if I can take off.
I’m wildly optimistic about it now. I feel like I’ve found my niche.
And I also feel like shopping —good thing it’s deductible, because I now must go buy instruments and tools. Whoopee!
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